I have rounded third base, and I am heading to home plate, my friends. Spitting Image is a reality. I am advised by published authors (personal friends and acquaintances) that first-timers need to self-publish and spearhead the first round of their work before major publishers will bite. Ok, here's a taste. This story touches and relates to every American. It hits a special mark for adoptees and a group of people known as "foundlings": it is the quintessential commentary on America's notion of the melting pot.